So story time! And yes they are mostly about bodily fluids lol.
When Breck was 5 days old he got circumcised, poor guy. He was such a champ though! Well we were at the Doctors office after the circumcision. They wanted to wait a little bit and check him to make sure that everything looked normal before we went home. While waiting Breck decided to dirty his diaper big time! So I went to a room to change his diaper. The nurse came with me to help thank goodness. While in the room I took his diaper off and was cleaning him up when out of nowhere he had a projectile mess! When I say projectile I mean it! It shot across the room! It was all over me, the floor and the wall! I was in shock! I couldn't believe my son could do that one, and two I couldn't believe I had poo all over my arms! Hahah Needless to say that was my initiation into the newborn baby boy diaper world!
When Breck was 2 weeks old I was changing his diaper. I had laid him down on the couch and was cleaning his bum when he decided to share some toots. Well it ended up starting to be more than just air, so I quickly blocked him with a wipe. As I was reaching over to grab the clean diaper I hear Presten making noises. I look up to see that Breck had decided to pee all over Presten's arm, across the couch and on his shirt. I was laughing SO hard I was crying. Then before I could do anything Breck began to pee again and got more of the couch, Presten's pants and more of his shirt. I was dying! Presten...he looked at me and said, "this is why we have a changing table."He and I both laughed so hard about it. The joys of a little boy!
When Breck was 3 weeks old I had just finished feeding him and was burping him. Presten was sitting across the bed from me checking his phone. While burping him he turns his head to look at me. He gives me the BIGGEST grin ever. It was the cutest thing! My heart just melted. I looked at him and said, "Oh buddy you..." before I could finish he projectile vomited like 3 times in a row one right after the other. Yup you guessed it, straight into my open mouth! It was in my mouth, up my nose all over the front of me and pooled in my arm and was all over my stomach...it was EVERYWHERE! I didn't even know what to do. I looked at Breck and he was just full of smiles, glad someone was. I looked to Presten to help by taking him, or grabbing me a towel...something, well he was no use. He was over banging his hands on the bed with tears in his eyes he was laughing so hard. I asked him if he could help me out; his reply, "I can't! That was too funny, I can't even move!" Looking back yes it was quite hilarious, during it...not funny at all! ha
When Breck was 5 weeks old I was feeding him. After finishing with his feeding I went to lift him up to burp him and his back was wet. I looked at his back and he had the BIGGEST blow out! It went all the way up to his neck! Yup, straight to the bath he went and straight to the washer was where his clothes went! I couldn't believe that all of that came from someone so itty bitty! It's amazing what comes out of their lil' bodies!
Well I think I have grossed everyone out enough so I'll move on ;)
This weekend Presten and I got to attend a Halloween Party hosted by Billy and Callie Bond! It was SO much fun! Everyone had stupendous costumes! The food was super delicious and the company was awesome! Tianna was such a trooper and watched Breck for us while we went. She was such a trooper. He was a fussy that night for her which was a bummer but we were SO grateful that she was so sweet to watch him for us. I am so blessed to have family so close to take care of our little guy, they are amazing! Don't know what we would do without them!
Breck with Honey & Papi at the DHS Homecoming football game
our little teddy bear!
The 2nd week of October my AMAZING sister took family photos for us! She has such a great eye for photography and we were lucky enough to get the gorgeous fall colors! Here are the pics she took for us.